why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
I can’t believe I sat through this whole thing. I also can’t believe I actually laughed.
You doing alright…Lil. Cheetus?
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
“I’M IN A BUCKET”
He can cross that off of his…
^Reblogging for that comment
Oh my god.. when I first saw this it freaked me out I thought that baby was being cooked on the stove LMAO
This is not ok.
Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god.
Well fuck you too
THIS STILL HURTS
Can this be the new universal sign for that?
rich people don’t get to be sad
Uuum yeah. Having wealth does not exclude one from sadness.
Go buy a thousand puppies
In grade 7, my geography teacher told me that
backwards is naive, and that it’s really just tap water
and that was when I decided there is no good in the world and the government lies
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.