did he fucking decapitate someone?
he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm
bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing
Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off
your ex already did
This guy has the biggest balls
"did she say yes? …..hell yea"
don’t trust anyone who hasn’t watched at least one episode of naruto bc they probably don’t know the true value of friendship
Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?
i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
My very favorite post on tumblr~
I just love the way his pacifier falls off, like he’s so amazed and then he’s like OH MY GOD MY MOM SOUNDS GORGEOUS
This made me cry
This is the most adorable and touching thing I have seen so far! Will reblog every single time!
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "
i thought this was me at first and i was really confused
thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS
when your computer insists that it has urgent updates